imissyousofar:

And then it hit me:
I have a huge crush on a guy who is forty years old, is married, and has a kid.

I feel you girl. I feel you. (I have like 30 dudes I love who are in theirs 40’s some are married some are not but either way, I want them. )

ifthewinchesterswereirish:

I FUCKING LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!  I SHIP THESE TWO SO HARRRRRDDDD!

(via irishanddeansamwich)

LOL Mad eye moody dissing the dark lord in In Bruges.

This is now my new favorite insult ever. Along with the inanimate object thing.

ishmaelodysseus:

YOU’RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

What happened to me

Me: MOM! I ACCIDENTALLY BURNT THE BROWNIES!
Mom: *Comes upstairs* YOU WHAT?!
Me: I FORGOT TO TAKE THEM OUT OF THE OVEN IN TIME!
Mom: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Brownies: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Does anybody else think that a young Ralph Fiennes looks like a combination between Liam Neeson and Bradley Cooper?

(via duckassassin-deactivated2011112)

I’ve never been one for celebrity crushes, but then I saw Ralph Fiennes.

(via oneasbeautifulasyou-deactivated)

mistressvoldemort:

Spoken like a true politician.

Now that Bey’s buzz died down a bit, should I listen to “4”?

ssound:

expectopatronuuuuuum:

OH VOLDY :P

itskuhristeeen:

Voldemort Hugs Draco - Extended Cut‏,

Omg what did my cousin show me O_O

I don’t know why but I laughed for a long time after I watched this. LOL

fizzypop94:

(via timjdrake)